Things I never dreamed of saying

"Do not suck on your brothers face!"

"I can't right now, I am cleaning floorboards."

"Yes, he does smell. I hope that was a chocolate he just ate, who gave him chocolate? Please tell me you gave him chocolate!"

"Why do you think I need to go on Extreme Makeover?"

"Pudding is NOT body paint!" Later that afternoon, "spaghetti sauce is NOT body paint." (again, I am a slow learner. I have the video to prove this one!)

"I do not want a pedicure while I take a nap, thanks anyway!"

"I want a new washing machine."

(picture was from our trip to SD. Matt, Rick, Ricky and Kerri went on the roller coaster 100 times)