life lessons

...in the amount of time it takes an adult to take a shower a two year old can redecorate an entire family room using only products made by Kotex.

...a two year old can cut hair, just not very well.

...a five year old expects everything to be fair.

...a nine year old expects everything to be fair but only when it benefits them.

...a twelve year old likes expensive toys they can learn to master quickly by looking up cheat codes on the Internet and once mastered they decide the toy is no longer fun and want a new one.

...four kids can survive a camping trip with no electronic devices.